Oh the places...




there has never been a cool person called eugene



do you wanna fuckin go

(via vices-aand-virtues)



"we almost dated" is such a weird relationship to have with someone

Plus the sequel “we never got closure”

And then the side adaptation “as a result I have a weird crush that never died”

(Source: francisfordfiesta, via princesssarahbeth)

Me vs. Maradona vs. Elvis (Acoustic)
Brand New / Deja Entendu


Brand New - Me vs Madonna vs Elvis (acoustic)

I will lie awake, lie for fun, and fake the way I hold you,

Let you fall for every empty word I say.

(via impossible--soul)

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“Is it political if I tell you that if we burn coal, you’re going to warm the atmosphere? Or is that a statement of fact that you’ve made political? It’s a scientific statement. The fact that there are elements of society that have made it political, that’s a whole other thing.”
— Neil deGrasse Tyson (via socio-logic)

(Source: alwaysmoneyinthebnanastand, via scomet)


i found the exact moment when steve harvey’s soul collapsed


i found the exact moment when steve harvey’s soul collapsed

(via atthefloodgates)

I think I suck at this dating thing. I apparently never know how to make it a “date”, I mean any dates I have are always fun, entertaining, and I think go well but it seems like I either don’t make a move cause I think it is best to wait or the girl gets confused on if they are dates. But hey second place in trivia tonight so I will take that as a win haha.



kids books, reimagined for 20-somethings

This made me sad

(via helensdevastation)

Some claim that Evolution is just a theory, as if it were merely an opinion.

(Source: alwaysmoneyinthebnanastand, via whatcaitysays)